Re-writing Famous Nursery Rhymes with a twist

There were 2 things that lead to this experiment:

1. I recently graduated from B-school. Yes, my long cherished dream of doing an MBA from Top B school came true as I quilified and got sponsored for an MBA from IIM L.
2. I became a Dad and got introduced to the world of nursery rhymes. And didn’t just get introduced, nusery rhymes have become the way for life for me now as i can hear every where i go with my kid.

Since B schools teachings, which were fresh in my head, are based on capitalistic world view whereas through nursery rhymes and otherwise we teach our kids more of socialisitc values, these two contradictory thooughts lead me to experiment something interesting.

I wondered how the nursery rhymes would be if they were written by a Capitalist. And here are the results from ChatGPT re-writing the nursery rhymes Capitalist’s version.